Buddygate!
June 4th 2008 11:08
The hawks faithful are queueing up outside Waverley to tear up and hand in there memberships as the sharapnel and fallout from "Buddygate" descends. It turns out the Footy Show Boyz are on to something, (well Buddy doesn`t appear regularly, so we can assume he is not appropriate for their pitch at the fairer sex). As the dust settles it turns out Buddy is not a sexist misogynist with the tact of a TV star, he might just be a talented footballer with the capacity to attract social attention and add into the mix he is probably a big kid.
Anyway the last thing footy needs is another tolerant non misogynist non sexist mild mannered young man.
Conversely, there is the suggestion that he had mistaken the nightclub in the city for a mexican restaurant, and was under the impression that the two ladies who alleged he verbally abused them, were waitresse`s and Buddy merely tried to order two servings of enchiladas with that mexican staple, and Buddy`s favourite, the mole sauce, now how a young man ordering "2 moles" can be construed as abusive is beyond me.
All I can add is that mole is not to everyone`s palate as Buddy`s coach "the little general, Alastair Bonaparte was apparently spitting corn chips over the incident as he said he ordered fajitas although he may have motioned towards dips on the menu and some bloke from Tassie called Brett wrote down burritos, weekends away can get so complicated, no wonder that black & white mob like to stay close to home.
At least things are getting back to normal at Windy Hill with Kitchener`s mob, somebody is deflecting attention away from results just like the good old days with Sheeds, Matthew Floyd their skipper said if Robert "I can grow sideburns" Murphy was suspended for his bump on Xavier Ellis, then players would be reluctant to hip and shoulderin the future. Of course Floydy is absolutely right if players think that they can`t hip and shoulder (or shoulder and head as they say at Windy Hill) without incurring a suspension then they will have reservations. He is uncanny Floydy, fortunately he escaped the wrath of the big boss Andrew "The Meaty Roo" Demetriou, who apparently said he read Robert Murphy`s column in The Age, where he stated something about wanting to "hip and head" the first person he met called Xavier, I mean how unlucky could Ellis be, he must wish his parents were Rugby fans, so consequently "The Meaty Roo" said he only listens to people when there is nothing else available, so Floydy gets off, phew!
Down at Moorabbin Rainman is spilling forth again, last weak, oops I mean week, he said the Sainters, or as the loyal call them "The Tainters" were weak, and this weak, damn again! this week he was looking at some Premiership Windows with Leigh Matthews and said Leigh muttered something about, I don`t believe in windows, so thankfully The Tainters are going to stay at the church with the roof till they win a premiership.
They continue to set records over at Freo or" Trio" as they are rightfully known, well its the same Trio front up every week over in Subiaco, Matthew Pavlich carries the 21 blokes for three quarters, some bloke in the crowd rings a bell and the coach fronts up for a bake from the media after the game, anyway records, yeah world record masochism membership whose favourite colour is purple.
Of course, biggest news ot the week is the lawsuit being taken by former feline inhabitants of the African savannah against Richmond for defamation in the misuse of the word Tigers, apparently Elsa and her mob are not at all happy with liberal endorsements of the artists formerly known as th Tigers, by male hair care products, but the final straw was the Guys and Dolls sign which prevented from coach Terry Very Wallace from actually being able to see Browny for three quarters, aside from Frowny not touching the footy like the rest of the artists formerly known as, Terry`s view was obscured by the size of the "Guys and Dolls" sign
Anyway the last thing footy needs is another tolerant non misogynist non sexist mild mannered young man.
All I can add is that mole is not to everyone`s palate as Buddy`s coach "the little general, Alastair Bonaparte was apparently spitting corn chips over the incident as he said he ordered fajitas although he may have motioned towards dips on the menu and some bloke from Tassie called Brett wrote down burritos, weekends away can get so complicated, no wonder that black & white mob like to stay close to home.
At least things are getting back to normal at Windy Hill with Kitchener`s mob, somebody is deflecting attention away from results just like the good old days with Sheeds, Matthew Floyd their skipper said if Robert "I can grow sideburns" Murphy was suspended for his bump on Xavier Ellis, then players would be reluctant to hip and shoulderin the future. Of course Floydy is absolutely right if players think that they can`t hip and shoulder (or shoulder and head as they say at Windy Hill) without incurring a suspension then they will have reservations. He is uncanny Floydy, fortunately he escaped the wrath of the big boss Andrew "The Meaty Roo" Demetriou, who apparently said he read Robert Murphy`s column in The Age, where he stated something about wanting to "hip and head" the first person he met called Xavier, I mean how unlucky could Ellis be, he must wish his parents were Rugby fans, so consequently "The Meaty Roo" said he only listens to people when there is nothing else available, so Floydy gets off, phew!
Down at Moorabbin Rainman is spilling forth again, last weak, oops I mean week, he said the Sainters, or as the loyal call them "The Tainters" were weak, and this weak, damn again! this week he was looking at some Premiership Windows with Leigh Matthews and said Leigh muttered something about, I don`t believe in windows, so thankfully The Tainters are going to stay at the church with the roof till they win a premiership.
They continue to set records over at Freo or" Trio" as they are rightfully known, well its the same Trio front up every week over in Subiaco, Matthew Pavlich carries the 21 blokes for three quarters, some bloke in the crowd rings a bell and the coach fronts up for a bake from the media after the game, anyway records, yeah world record masochism membership whose favourite colour is purple.
Of course, biggest news ot the week is the lawsuit being taken by former feline inhabitants of the African savannah against Richmond for defamation in the misuse of the word Tigers, apparently Elsa and her mob are not at all happy with liberal endorsements of the artists formerly known as th Tigers, by male hair care products, but the final straw was the Guys and Dolls sign which prevented from coach Terry Very Wallace from actually being able to see Browny for three quarters, aside from Frowny not touching the footy like the rest of the artists formerly known as, Terry`s view was obscured by the size of the "Guys and Dolls" sign
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