DOBBERS AND MISOGYNISTS
April 8th 2009 12:04
TRULY, IT ONLY TAKES A ROUND OR TWO OF FOOTY FOR "THE BOYS TO REVERT TO TYPE"
Andrew Lovett is a dobber andfor those who doubted this fact, it was confirmed by Libba on his "confessional role" on SEN, where he said the game has changed (while dobbing Plugger for calling him a wog and Wayne Campbell for dobbing), because back in Libba's day blokes like Dougie Hawkins who Libba dobbed for splitting his head open before sharing a post match beer, but that was the good old days before SEN and Libba had no frum for dobbing in then dobbers.
Anyway, Andrew Lovett, what kind of self respecting footballer is targeted by the schoolyard bullies of Port Adelaide in acts of unsporting coat hangers threatening behaviour and verbal harrassment does not just accept it like Libba and dob later, I mean take it on the chin, like Port did the following game at Subiaco against the Eagles. Lovett had an ally in Aker who wrote in the Herald that he wished he had told the truth when he went to the tribunal first, while the tribunal like mankind wondered what he was talking about.
Port Adelaide presented a very strong argument for the theory teams eventually emulate their coaches personality, now that is not too say that Mark "Choco" Williams is a big bully in his own playground who turns into suky la la when the accusing finger is pointed or when away from the sanctuary of their playground. Sucked in Port !
Things are looking up for the Tiges they only got beaten by Geelong which is a vast improvement on being humiliated by Carlton. Meanwhile things are going so smooth at Princes Park that they are considering bringing back Setanta "The Fighting Irish" O' hAilpin for round 3 to stir things up.
The other cleanskins of St. Kilda are bleating that playing better football is not making them more attractive to television schedulers although President Greg Westaway told Kevin Bartlett that "The Rainman" was mindful of playing a more attractive brand than last year had not resulted in improved timeslots this year. Watch out for next years special offer by the sainters where the plant bread at Moorabin to grow corn. Predictive marketing has nothing on those guys.
We are not a happy team at Hawthorn and another show like that and the "little General" will save his tantrums for his playing staff a opposed to the MacLachlan sisters at the AFL poor Gillian what did she do to deserve that kind of outburst, now the "little General is a former 'Roo and they just reminded the world with Boris the chicken that treatment of the fairer sex is not their strong suit, which is not as bad as it seems as there will be plenty more "chicks" to choose from on the Gold Coast. Ironically Shane Crawford reckons that mob should get proven coach like thhe "little General", no disrespect is meant to Bluey Mckenna he opined in the Herald at the weekend, but the last thing a club needs is someone with no coaching experience being given a job, whic goes to show that Shane bless him is not as dumb as he looks, in fact hsi looke belie how dumb he is, this is the man who wanted a trade when the "little General was gievn the task at Glenferrie.
Anyway as they say in the city of churches, "I would like to quote Nathan Bock, who would like to quote Wayne Carey who would like to quote the North Melbourne leadership group, ..If I have offended anyone....I said IF.. I would just like to say that ...well I had an upset tummy and what with the medication, sleep deprivation discovering that I had tipped Fremantle again and the grog and the misogyny I just don't know what came over me...
Psssst.......On the back of the successful debut of Michael Quinn the latest Celtic recruit to footy, Kitchener reveals new recruiting tool... Blustery Hill officials trawling the backpacker hostels of the City as they search for the next incarnation of the one game wondrr Michael Quinn.
Andrew Lovett is a dobber andfor those who doubted this fact, it was confirmed by Libba on his "confessional role" on SEN, where he said the game has changed (while dobbing Plugger for calling him a wog and Wayne Campbell for dobbing), because back in Libba's day blokes like Dougie Hawkins who Libba dobbed for splitting his head open before sharing a post match beer, but that was the good old days before SEN and Libba had no frum for dobbing in then dobbers.
Anyway, Andrew Lovett, what kind of self respecting footballer is targeted by the schoolyard bullies of Port Adelaide in acts of unsporting coat hangers threatening behaviour and verbal harrassment does not just accept it like Libba and dob later, I mean take it on the chin, like Port did the following game at Subiaco against the Eagles. Lovett had an ally in Aker who wrote in the Herald that he wished he had told the truth when he went to the tribunal first, while the tribunal like mankind wondered what he was talking about.
Things are looking up for the Tiges they only got beaten by Geelong which is a vast improvement on being humiliated by Carlton. Meanwhile things are going so smooth at Princes Park that they are considering bringing back Setanta "The Fighting Irish" O' hAilpin for round 3 to stir things up.
The other cleanskins of St. Kilda are bleating that playing better football is not making them more attractive to television schedulers although President Greg Westaway told Kevin Bartlett that "The Rainman" was mindful of playing a more attractive brand than last year had not resulted in improved timeslots this year. Watch out for next years special offer by the sainters where the plant bread at Moorabin to grow corn. Predictive marketing has nothing on those guys.
Anyway as they say in the city of churches, "I would like to quote Nathan Bock, who would like to quote Wayne Carey who would like to quote the North Melbourne leadership group, ..If I have offended anyone....I said IF.. I would just like to say that ...well I had an upset tummy and what with the medication, sleep deprivation discovering that I had tipped Fremantle again and the grog and the misogyny I just don't know what came over me...
Psssst.......On the back of the successful debut of Michael Quinn the latest Celtic recruit to footy, Kitchener reveals new recruiting tool... Blustery Hill officials trawling the backpacker hostels of the City as they search for the next incarnation of the one game wondrr Michael Quinn.
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