KABUL KANGAROOS
April 13th 2009 11:52
Salaam to our Australian friends, it is with great joy we hear of the surfacing of a brethren spirit in Australia, these people known as the North Melbourne Kangaroos we are proud to call brothers as they have demonstrated with their little friend Boris an appropriate view of women. We feel for Boris here in Kabul another poor victim of western double standards, as our friend in Sydney Sheik Hilaly (the former Grand Mufti) has said in the past, if you leave out uncovered and the cats come and get it, whose fault is it? the cats?. Although he has been in Australia for quite a while he is a Sydney sider so he is more of a rugby league fan, so as you can see he is confusing his Cats with his 'Roos, but the point being it is not all the fault of poor Boris.
We feel we may have a soloution here in Kabul, we read with interest that your Grand Mufti The Meaty Roo wishes to expand your game of footy, well on recent performances we are confident the Kangaroos would fit in just nicely to our style of living, look we don't bother too much about what the likes of Boris do, and in the case of the imagery, well along as Boris is only demeaning women we are happy with that.
The coach Mr. Laidley shows alot of our kindred qualities also, the description of the week as being like world war 2 made us chuckle, as we don't mind a bit of grandising with descriptions, I can hear him bellow the mother of all wars allah Akbah! What a character he is.
In addition to that the symbolism of the Kangaroo has not been lost on us either, the creature who gives birth discreetly and then carries the offspring in a pouch which truthfully, is not unlike carrying a baby under a hijab. Powerful imagery, we may use this at our next effigy burning session, which is to be held next Friday after the next female stoning, which we hold on the same time as we show our delay telecasting of the footy show, ah! that Sam Newman, what a lovely man.
The other thing that really struck us about those Roos was the mantra written on the back of their shirts, although not spelled correctly, never the less got the point phonetically, that word Mazda is very like an expression of ours "Mah Azz Dah" which is a lovely little chant you will hear whenever groups of young men gather in Kabul, which means "Stone a Harlot today". So much synergy.... Oh! yes and the other thing is about those Roo boys is they like us take exception to endeavour on the special days, (or maybe that was just the Hawthorn game), regardless, that little Brent Harvey seems so devout he seems to get into prayer position whenever anyone comes near him from the opposition, it is as though he were trying to convert his opponents.
Sorry must rush now, I have to get back to my parliamentary duties, a bit of international fuss about our legalising rape in the marriage, those westerners eh......Thankfully those nice fellows in the Taliban next door in Pakistan took the heat off us by flogging that mole in public for whichever ankle she exposed.
Sincerley
Hamad Karzai
We feel we may have a soloution here in Kabul, we read with interest that your Grand Mufti The Meaty Roo wishes to expand your game of footy, well on recent performances we are confident the Kangaroos would fit in just nicely to our style of living, look we don't bother too much about what the likes of Boris do, and in the case of the imagery, well along as Boris is only demeaning women we are happy with that.
The coach Mr. Laidley shows alot of our kindred qualities also, the description of the week as being like world war 2 made us chuckle, as we don't mind a bit of grandising with descriptions, I can hear him bellow the mother of all wars allah Akbah! What a character he is.
In addition to that the symbolism of the Kangaroo has not been lost on us either, the creature who gives birth discreetly and then carries the offspring in a pouch which truthfully, is not unlike carrying a baby under a hijab. Powerful imagery, we may use this at our next effigy burning session, which is to be held next Friday after the next female stoning, which we hold on the same time as we show our delay telecasting of the footy show, ah! that Sam Newman, what a lovely man.
The other thing that really struck us about those Roos was the mantra written on the back of their shirts, although not spelled correctly, never the less got the point phonetically, that word Mazda is very like an expression of ours "Mah Azz Dah" which is a lovely little chant you will hear whenever groups of young men gather in Kabul, which means "Stone a Harlot today". So much synergy.... Oh! yes and the other thing is about those Roo boys is they like us take exception to endeavour on the special days, (or maybe that was just the Hawthorn game), regardless, that little Brent Harvey seems so devout he seems to get into prayer position whenever anyone comes near him from the opposition, it is as though he were trying to convert his opponents.
Sorry must rush now, I have to get back to my parliamentary duties, a bit of international fuss about our legalising rape in the marriage, those westerners eh......Thankfully those nice fellows in the Taliban next door in Pakistan took the heat off us by flogging that mole in public for whichever ankle she exposed.
Sincerley
Hamad Karzai
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