DISLOCATION KANGAROOS & RICHO'S BUTTOCK
May 7th 2009 13:21
Friday night's defeat by Gallingwood over the Kangaroos highlighted the lack of definitive direction posessed by the shinboners, not too mention how poorly they are playing. The injury to Brent Harvey is referred to as as relocation elbow by the big fella at the house Andrew The Meaty Roo, he is rumoured to have opined in private to an unnamed source who let it slip to a 3rd party that by the time boomer is fit to play north will be in west sydney or south east Queensland.
Which prompted the Abbott & Costello routine from The Meaty Roo and angle anderson. "Where are north going?" North are going West...but possibly South East" "north are going west maybe south east? what about the kangaroos?" "They have already gone south..but don't say that" "say what?" Anyway not a conversation to be had with coach tourettes, as the expletives that would follow would make an injured player feel possibly warm and wanted.
Meanwhile the hawks are back firing on all cylinders with their win over the "wavy blues", well at least Roughy is, Buddy love is apparently firing up but, it is the amorous style of igniting has his mojo going. Not to worry Fev let him off the hook with his close range dying minutes miss, apparently Setanta the fighting Irish put him off a little with his misinterpreted reminder to Fev of his own 3 quarter time rev up, Fev marshalled the blues and said "let's do it for the big fella upstairs" Setanta took a separate interpratation which he reminded Fev of as he prepared for his final kick, the pious Irishman whispered to Fev "kick this one for god" Fev declined on the grounds that the little voice in his head drove a harder bargain.
The Tigers would gladly have settled for a dying minutes shot at redemption instead they are lining up to be shot, well the arse has fallen out at the Tigers with Richo's buttock, but at least he had a crack and now again Richmond are the butt of all the smartarse remarks. At least 1st pick in the draft in 2009 is reward for bottoming out.
Melbourne's slow development continues and the most optimistic man in footy, Dean Bailey still manages to see positive signs regardless of what happens on the field, a fact not lost his chairman who has taken a page from the coaching manual of deflection and "defended the indefensible in attempt to disguise the unforgivable", Jim Stynes challenged Sam Newman and Jeffrey "Bravo" Kennett to don the whites and umpire, hoping we would not notice that Robbo's impression of I have just won American Idol in reference to his 400th goal, meanwhile the Dees maintained their run of losses over wins, although Robbo is not too sure as he said he was light headed and thought he would faint.
In the immortal words of Sarah Silverman, "what did I learn this week?" that the kangaroos are on their way....somewhere and Fev is more balanced with a chip on his houlder as opposed to a little voice in his head.
Which prompted the Abbott & Costello routine from The Meaty Roo and angle anderson. "Where are north going?" North are going West...but possibly South East" "north are going west maybe south east? what about the kangaroos?" "They have already gone south..but don't say that" "say what?" Anyway not a conversation to be had with coach tourettes, as the expletives that would follow would make an injured player feel possibly warm and wanted.
The Tigers would gladly have settled for a dying minutes shot at redemption instead they are lining up to be shot, well the arse has fallen out at the Tigers with Richo's buttock, but at least he had a crack and now again Richmond are the butt of all the smartarse remarks. At least 1st pick in the draft in 2009 is reward for bottoming out.
In the immortal words of Sarah Silverman, "what did I learn this week?" that the kangaroos are on their way....somewhere and Fev is more balanced with a chip on his houlder as opposed to a little voice in his head.
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