UMPIRES ARE INFIDELS!
April 22nd 2009 11:17
Greetings from Geneva Mr. Eddie, while attending a little get together of unlike minded nations I had alittle down time when everyone left the room for a while and I read about your trouble with these "yellow maggots" who have been systematically it seems singling your Gallingwood Warriors for prejudiced attention. We freedom fighters of the Islamic Republic of Iran feel your pain as we also are regularly victimised by the malicious nature of the infidels. In our astute humble and modest assessment we see the strong similarities between the war you wage against the umpires and the perennial battle we have with the Zionists.
Why, only last night I merely pointed out what we all in Iran know as true that Israel is a state built on rascism and half the room got up and left which left an empty room, well only half turned up when the heard who was talking, talk about prejudice, as they say in the palyground "takes one to know one" which is why we in Iran are quite comfortable labelling Israel a rascist state. These double standards which your gallant martyrs the ones you call O'Bree and Shaw have recently encountered surely demonstrate to you our kindred spirits as victims of unholy prejudice. I am sure these martyrs will be rewarded with the precious posessions in the next life, with our friends in Palestine the martyrs are promised an hundred virgins in nirvana, I notice you have a special group called your cheer squad, I hope you save some inthe next life for your martyrs.
It has been pointed out to me the striking resemblance between the similarity in behaviour and appearnce between your leader the Malthouse one and myself, when he does those theatrical stares and the rants at the members of your media, (alot like my speech here the other night, aaahh one for the ages) it makes me want to strap a backpack to myself and wander into a centre bounce and detonate myself as one of those "yelllow maggots" bounces, just to show solidarity with your cause, of course if I did that there is the danger that I could be replaced by one of these moderates who are nothing more than western puppets. Of course there is another example of the synergy we share in our struggles, it has not gone unnoticed here that all those people you refer toas the umpires all wear the same colours, this is exactly like the conspiracy of Jewry running the west and conspiring against us.
Now that we have found our commonality we should now strive to assist each others cause, we would be happy to send some martyrs to deal with some of these "maggots", perhaps a Fatwah to be declared on this Geischen and definitely that Adrian Anderson...is he a Zionist? I suspect this another example of the unholy conspiracy against the prophets.
You know in our wonderful country of Iran it is punishable by death if you convert to christianity, it is a quirky little by law we have, which gives us an idea on how to aid your holy war. What if you start that red herring campaign of getting ex players to adjudicate as the umpires, meanwhile we will secretly replace that one called Bartlett with one of our Mullahs who can clandestinely put in another new rule that means any footballer who converts to umpiring is stoned by the cheer squads!
Gallingwood Akhbah!
Pssst.. Do you think that Jeffrey down at Waverley might have middle eastern origins?.. ..He does have very thick hair.....
Your friend in arms
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
It has been pointed out to me the striking resemblance between the similarity in behaviour and appearnce between your leader the Malthouse one and myself, when he does those theatrical stares and the rants at the members of your media, (alot like my speech here the other night, aaahh one for the ages) it makes me want to strap a backpack to myself and wander into a centre bounce and detonate myself as one of those "yelllow maggots" bounces, just to show solidarity with your cause, of course if I did that there is the danger that I could be replaced by one of these moderates who are nothing more than western puppets. Of course there is another example of the synergy we share in our struggles, it has not gone unnoticed here that all those people you refer toas the umpires all wear the same colours, this is exactly like the conspiracy of Jewry running the west and conspiring against us.
You know in our wonderful country of Iran it is punishable by death if you convert to christianity, it is a quirky little by law we have, which gives us an idea on how to aid your holy war. What if you start that red herring campaign of getting ex players to adjudicate as the umpires, meanwhile we will secretly replace that one called Bartlett with one of our Mullahs who can clandestinely put in another new rule that means any footballer who converts to umpiring is stoned by the cheer squads!
Gallingwood Akhbah!
Pssst.. Do you think that Jeffrey down at Waverley might have middle eastern origins?.. ..He does have very thick hair.....
Your friend in arms
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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